The work of an assologist is never done. Always searching, always finding new ways to turn hypothesis into theory. My life’s work has lead to the development of the Us Versus Them patented White Girl Tail Scale, or WGTS for short. You will remember that the WGTS works on a scale of 1-8, as it is physiologically impossible for the white woman to achieve tail greatness. For example, Jessica Biel, of “hanging from the ceiling by her ass” fame is a perfect 8 on the WGTS.
I was wrong people. Dammit, I was wrong. Somebody sound the damn alarm, because this is a Thick White Woman Alert. Will you take a look at this:
I’m going to give that a moment to let that sink in…
You back? Nah, go take another look. Did you see that thigh? The waist to hip ratio? Honestly, Lake might not be able to even read the rest of this post. Oh yes, I’ve got more, and it is ALL ANGLE 2.
There it is again. Remember last week when I made fun of people who took the exact same picture all the time. Well, in this case it as all right. Sure, there is a little butterface going on here. But the goot lawd clearly started this one from the ground up and by time he got to the top it was like the seventh day, a day of rest, and it was good. Mas? Oh yeah, I’ve got more.
Look, I know what the ladies of UvT are going to say, that perfect side pose and consistent hand placement are suspect. Manuva is going to show up and say she’s gellin. (somehow she only comes around when there is an ass to disparage) Let me tell you all something. I. Don’t. Care. Idon’t care. Not one bit. As Simon Cowell would say, this is absolutely brilliant.
The blue really locks it in too. I mean my goodness, the waist is perfect, the tail explodes, the thigh is right. I don’t know what is going on here but what I once knew as law is now merely hypothesis. Look, I’m going to go ahead and acknowledge the fact that there may be an angle on this tail that just ain’t right. She might be wide than all outside. She might have cankles. He waist might only look small from the side. But from all I’ve known and all I’ve ever seen, I just can’t imagine that to be the case. Her being turrible after the evidence presented here would be as unprecedented and unique as the fact that this chick exists and is this bad in these pictures. So I’m going with what is here in plain sight. Looks good to me.
Are there more like this out there? Does anyone know who this chick is? (And are there more pics out there?) It’s official. The WGTS now goes to 9. And this young lady stands alone. (For now)