Tiger Woods is the Samson of Golf

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You know the biblical story of Samson don't you? He had super strength as long as he didn't cut his hair, but ultimately had such a soft spot for prostitutes he gave up his power? Sound familiar? Now I'm not going to say that Tiger Woods is powered by the nordic blonde hair of white women...I'm just going to provide a brief pictorial history of Tiger Woods and let you decide. … [Continue reading]

Come On Bruh! Dwyane Wade

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I'll keep this brief. Dwyane...this is unacceptable. … [Continue reading]

Us Versus Them TV Double Header

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This week we have a double dose of UvTv. … [Continue reading]

Jason Collins Comes Out of the Closet…And He’s Bringing His Brother With Him!

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So Jason Collins is being hailed as the first gay athlete in major sports after he publicly came out in Sports Illustrated magazine. I don't think I've actually heard anyone call him the "gay Jackie Robinson" yet. … [Continue reading]

Barack Obama and Barbara Bush Locked in Fierce Competition

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I just don't know what kind of competition it is. But if I had to guess, I'm thinking it is a "who has the best orgasm face" competition. Barack is locked in head veins and all, and Barbara is just shocked it's happening. Any other … [Continue reading]

Did I Miss National “Get a DUI” Day?

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Because a gang of people picked them up this weekend. I thought 4/20 was national weed day, but a lot more people just stayed up on that drank. Reese Witherspoon and Al Michaels were among those who got popped for DUI last weekend. … [Continue reading]

WTF??? Who The HELL Is In Control At CNNMoney?

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I don't know who is responsible for this and I don't know if I love them or I hate them. But CNN money did a feature on the new $100 bill and apparently they just went on the internet and typed in "song about money" without listening to it. Because … [Continue reading]

Best of the Net, Worst of the Net

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Every once in a while I find some stuff on the internet that makes it all worth it. When I saw my first "Harlem Shake" video, I had absolutely no desire to make one. That doesn't mean I had to desire to stand there air humping when the beat … [Continue reading]